{"id":2114,"date":"2022-02-01T18:27:14","date_gmt":"2022-02-01T18:27:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.punca.si\/?p=2114"},"modified":"2022-02-01T19:51:47","modified_gmt":"2022-02-01T19:51:47","slug":"rebeka-ivanovic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.punca.si\/?p=2114","title":{"rendered":"Nate\u010daj nerodni zmenek &#8211; Pasulj"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><span class=\"font-210119\" style=\"color: #ffbe9f;\">Pasulj<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Spomnim se, kot bi bilo v\u010deraj. Poletje pred za\u010detkom srednje \u0161ole, valeta, morje, zabave, dru\u017eenje v gostilnah s prijatelji do ranih ur in seveda \u00bbpoletne ljubezni\u00ab, ko si punce \u017eelijo ljubezni in mislijo, da je \u017eivljenje kot v pravljici. Vendar ni vedno tako. Naj z vami delim svojo zgodbo o fantu, ki je pri\u0161el na zmenek po tem, ko je jedel pasulj in \u017eelel z mano seksati na prvem zmenku. Ja, prav ste prebrali. Za\u010delo se je tipi\u010dno prek Facebook aplikacije, kot so v\u0161e\u010dkanje slik,<br \/>\nkomentiranje slik in pa seveda prvi neroden pogovor v klepetu z: \u00bb\u017divjo, kako si,\u00ab pogovor pa, lahko ugibate, kako se je kon\u010dal: \u00bbTorej ob 16.00 na klopci, velja.\u00ab Pri\u0161la je sobota in dobila sva se na \u00bbtisti klopci\u00ab. Rekel mi je, naj mu sedem na kolena. Mislila sem si: \u00bbOh, kak romantik,\u00ab ter mu sedla v naro\u010dje. Sprva je bilo videti \u010dudovito, dokler ni nenadoma rekel: \u00bbHitro vstani in se odmakni\u00ab. Za\u010dudeno sem ga pogledala in vstala, nakar je odhitel do ovinka, me pogledal ter se nasmejal: \u00bbJedel sem pasulj, spustil sem bombo, bolje zate, da te ni v bli\u017eini.\u00ab FUJ! Na prvem zmenku! Joj, kako mi je bilo nerodno. Ko je pri\u0161el nazaj, je rekel, naj se usedem nazaj k njemu na kolena, a sem sedla le zraven na klop, ker mi je bilo neprijetno. Nato je za\u010del svojo roko riniti pod moje hla\u010de, halo?! Ker<br \/>\nsem se hotela izogniti neprijetni situaciji, sem mu predlagala kavo v bli\u017enji gostilni. Tam me je dobil v \u0161e ve\u010djo past \u2013 vpra\u0161al me je, ali bom njegova punca. V naglici sem rekla: \u00bbDa,\u00ab potem pa sem morala domov, ker je pri\u0161la mama pome. Doma sem mu napisala sporo\u010dilo: \u00bb\u017dal ne morem biti tvoja punca, lp.\u00ab Ubo\u017eec niti odgovoril ni na sporo\u010dilo. To je bila moja najkraj\u0161a in najbolj neprijetna zveza, ki je trajala celi 2 uri, ha-ha-ha.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Napisala: Rebeka Ivanovi\u010d, Zilje<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ti je v\u0161e\u010d ta zgodba? Do 10. 2. 2022 do 22.00 lahko glasuje\u0161 zanjo in s tem omogo\u010di\u0161 avtorici zgodbe \u010dim bolj\u0161o uvrstitev in \u010dim bolj bogato nagrado. Nagrado pa lahko z glasovanjem dobi\u0161 tudi ti &lt;3 Klikni na navodila v Nate\u010daj za punce \u2013 glasuj za svojo favoritinjo..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pasulj &nbsp; Spomnim se, kot bi bilo v\u010deraj. 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